How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Randomize