yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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