I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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