But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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