I just pynch a tree in the face
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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