It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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