if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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