It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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