she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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