: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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