just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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