He asked to "fluff my boner.."
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Randomize
