Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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