at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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