The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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