is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
my liver is dry heaving
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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