whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
How external is "for external use only"?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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