I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
