I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Randomize
