So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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