That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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