words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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