yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Randomize
