I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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