Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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