I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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