I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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