just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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