we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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