can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
where are my eyebrows?
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