Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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