i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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