My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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