i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
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