Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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