I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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