Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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