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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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