This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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