therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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