dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
It's just like the Real World with babies
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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