You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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