hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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