I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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