You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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