We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She's the barista slut.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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