I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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