doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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