this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Shame - the story of my life.
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