Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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