I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize