I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I just forgot I was standing up.
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