If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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