Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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