Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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